dream

I was a dishwasher for some reason.  Not even for a restaurant.. just washing dishes in a room somewhere.  I walked away for a second and when I came back there was a Christmas tree sitting in the sink.  Whatta heck? So I mean I washed it.. because that was my job.  But then someone brought me a big ass lumpy pillow and THAT was the final straw.  I said, "Yo, this thing is disgusting." to the morbidly obese person behind me on the bed. "Just buy a new one dude this thing is gross." She said, "Yeah you're right I hear face oils get in the pillow and make it really gross.  I'll have to buy a new one the next time I'm feeling sad."

A cat somehow was injured near me.  I wasn't sure what to do and neither did the others around me.  So I said aloud, "We should get some aspirin for this cat.. but I don't know what the dosage is for a cat." So I began googling in my dream on a laptop(? I don't remember how I viewed the search results.. but I don't recall it being on a small screen.. so I assume it was a laptop) but couldn't find any results.  Nobody knew how much to give a cat.  So I got a bottle from a cupboard and they were little circles with the crease down the middle to chop them in half.  "Just cut it in half and give the cat a half." I said.  Everyone was yelling at me saying "NO THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH YOU IDIOT THAT WILL KILL THE CAT" so I said well how .. big is the pill (I couldn't remember milligrams).  They said it's 55 WW (which is apparently a measurement for pill size).  Continued googling and couldn't find anything.  In that time the aspirins changed.  They became much larger.  Like a brick.  With 2 creases in the pill to chop so you could break the pill into thirds.

Then I woke up.